Duos: No additional fees, but should there be a discrepancy between our rates, I kindly ask you to match the rates to the higher one. 90 minute minimum.
Couples: +100/hr, 2 hour minimum
Outcall: 2 hour minimum + 100 for transportation. No private residences.
Cancellation Policy: Cancellations within 48 hours of our date concur a 50% cancellation fee.
Overnights: you book the hotel, or I can reserve a hotel for an extra fee
6 Hrs - 2200
8 Hrs - 2800
Overnight (up to 16 hours) - 3200
Full day (24 hrs) - 4000
Weekend (48 hrs) - 8000
1 Hr - 500 (unavailable)
1.5 Hr- 750 (unavailable)
2 Hrs - 1000
3 Hrs - 1300
4 Hrs - 1600
Duos: No additional fees, but should there be a discrepancy between our rates, I kindly ask you to match the rates to the higher one. 90 minute minimum.
Couples: +100/hr, 2 hour minimum
Outcall: 2 hour minimum + 100 for transportation. No private residences.
Cancellation Policy: Cancellations within 48 hours of our date concur a 50% cancellation fee.
Overnights: you book the hotel, or I can reserve a hotel for an extra fee
6 Hrs - 2200
8 Hrs - 2800
Overnight (up to 16 hours) - 3200
Full day (24 hrs) - 4000
Weekend (48 hrs) - 8000
1 Hr - 500 (unavailable)
1.5 Hr- 750 (unavailable)
2 Hrs - 1000
3 Hrs - 1300
4 Hrs - 1600
Duos: No additional fees, but should there be a discrepancy between our rates, I kindly ask you to match the rates to the higher one. 90 minute minimum.
Couples: +100/hr, 2 hour minimum
Outcall: 2 hour minimum + 100 for transportation. No private residences.
Cancellation Policy: Cancellations within 48 hours of our date concur a 50% cancellation fee.
Overnights: you book the hotel, or I can reserve a hotel for an extra fee
6 Hrs - 2200
8 Hrs - 2800
Overnight (14- 16 hours) - 3200
Full day (24 hrs) - 4000
Weekend (48 hrs) - 8000
1 Hr - 500 (unavailable)
1.5 Hr- 750 (unavailable)
2 Hrs - 1000
3 Hrs - 1300
4 Hrs - 1600
Date Packages & Ideas
The Cat Lady Package
5 hours - 1800
Relaxed brunch at Batter & Berries, Lunch at Farm Bar or Chicago Diner (vegetarian & vegan)
Pet some cats and play some arcade games at The Catcade ~ 1 hour
Food recommended before cat fun time, we will be covered in cat fur. Showers (and lint rollers) are always available at my incall
"I can feel my arteries clogging" Package
3 hours - 1300
If you like inhaling your daily calorie intake in one meal, if you hate your cardiologist, or you want to try a chocolate cake milkshake-- a milkshake with a literal chocolate cake shoved in and blended, this one is for you.
We start off at my incall or your hotel
Your choice of Al's Beef, Portillo's, Lou Malnati's, or Kuma's
We eat and part ways because we will need a nap after our meal
Trashy Chicago Bars Tour
6 hours - 2200
For the refined gentleman who enjoys rude bartenders, suspiciously sticky floors and loud music.
I'm a lover of dive bars and I'm happy to be your tour guide.
Whether you've never been to one, frequent dive bars, or you used to frequent them and you want to relive your younger years (midlife crisis?), I'm the tour guide for you.