Duos: No additional fees, but should there be a discrepancy between our rates, I kindly ask you to match the rates to the higher one. 90 minute minimum.
Couples: +100/hr, 2 hour minimum
Outcall: Currently only available to familiar friends and those booking overnight or longer
Cancellation Policy: Please view my page here for the cancellation policy
Deposit: 25% deposit required via Cashapp, Venmo, Amazon GC, ETH, BTC
Overnights: you book the hotel, or I can reserve a hotel for an extra fee
6 Hrs - 2500
8 Hrs - 3500
Overnight (up to 14 hours) - 4000
Full day (24 hrs) - 5000
Weekend (48 hrs) - 10,000
1 Hr - 800
1.5 Hr- 1000
2 Hrs - 1200
3 Hrs - 1600
4 Hrs - 2000
Date Packages & Ideas
The Cat Lady Date
6 hours recommended
"I can feel my arteries clogging" Date Package
3 hours recommended
If you like inhaling your daily calorie intake in one meal, if you hate your cardiologist, or you want to try a chocolate cake milkshake-- a milkshake with a literal chocolate cake shoved in and blended, this one is for you.
We start off at my incall
Your choice of Al's Beef, Portillo's, Lou Malnati's, or Kuma's Corner
We eat and part ways because we will need a nap after our meal
(Currently unavailable due to COVID)
Trashy Chicago Bar Date
4+ hours recommended
For the refined gentleman who enjoys rude bartenders, suspiciously sticky floors and loud music.
Whether you've never been to one, frequent dive bars, or you used to frequent them and wish to relive your younger years (midlife crisis?), I'm the gal for you.
Please choose from one of two options:
Option 1 - I prefer to avoid bars people have gotten stabbed in
Option 2 - I am okay with bars that are a little stabby
While I am not a smoker, I'm happy to accompany you to a smoking-allowed bar for those that do.