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Chicago's Eurasian Bombshell

Hi,  I'm Kurumi. But you can call me Rumi.


I’m a sweet, sultry girl with an unabashed geeky side and a curious spirit.
I’m a mix of Japanese, Swedish and Russian and spent many years of my life living internationally.

 

​So what am I really like?

I'll skip the promises of whisking you away to a fantasy world.

I like to promise only what I can offer you—a chance for you to get know me. And I’d like to get to know you, too.

I flourish in the company of those who also value connection. Analytical and ever-so curious by nature, I find joy in asking questions and learning, whatever the topic may be. I pride myself in being a conversationalist, and I think you'll find me to be very approachable and inviting, albeit someone that asks a lot of questions. 

 

I've been told I’m a little mysterious, but a simple girl at heart. I'm an easy going girl who appreciates the simple things in life—good whiskey, good food, and someone lovely to share the moment with.


 

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Tyler Childers, Can I Take My Hounds To Heaven? (2022)
D’Angelo, Black Messiah (2014)
Talking Heads, Speaking In Tongues (1983)
A Tribe Called Quest, The Low End Theory (1991)
Refused, The Shape Of Punk To Come (1998)
Prince, Prince (1969)
Pink Floyd, The Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson, Waylon & Willie (1973)
DeBarge All This Love (1982)
The Cure, Three Imaginary Boys (1976)
Bella White,
Just Like Leaving (2020)
Flo Milli, Ho, why is you here? (2020)
Cap’n Jazz, Analphabetapolothology (1998)
Jeff Buckley, Grace (1994)

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Philip K. Dick
The Left Hand of Darkness Ursula K. Le Guin
Solaris Stanislaw Lem
The Twelve Kingdoms Fuyumi Ono
A Scanner Darkly Philip K. Dick

On my days off, you'll typically find me:

At a bar, having oysters & a dry, extra dirty gin martini
Napping with my foster kittens

On a walk with my cats (yes, my cats love taking walks with me)
Tending to my vegetable & wildflower & peony gardens
At the Opera on a whim
  Cooking up something tasty in the kitchen

The Specs

Age: 30
Height: 5’5
Dress Size: 4
Shoe Size: 7.5 US
Bra size: natural 36F
Model: Nexus 6 replicant
Tattoos: a few
Piercings: ears only
Enhancements: none
Xbox or Playstation?: PC
Steaks: Medium Rare
Favorite cryptid: Mothman
Favorite dinosaur: Ankylosaurus

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